2014
Wednesday, 31 December 2014
Death Has Refused to Kill Me, Says 179 Year Old Man.
Mahashta
Mûrasi is a 179 Indian man born in Bangalore in January 6th, 1835. He
has lived in Vârânasî since 1903. He worked as a cobbler in the city
until 1957, when he retired at the already venerable age of 122.
Mahashta Mûrasi who claimed all his grand-children have all died for years, explained that somehow death has forgotten him and that he has lost hope to die.
Mahashta Mûrasi who claims he may be immortal now says that death may not kill him again claiming that nobody dies after 150 years.
The man’s birth certificate and identity cards all seem to confirm his version, but unfortunately no medical examination can confirm his saying for now. The last doctor Mister Mûrasi visited died in 1971, so there is little information available about his previous medical files.
Would you like to live that long?
Mahashta Mûrasi who claimed all his grand-children have all died for years, explained that somehow death has forgotten him and that he has lost hope to die.
Mahashta Mûrasi who claims he may be immortal now says that death may not kill him again claiming that nobody dies after 150 years.
The man’s birth certificate and identity cards all seem to confirm his version, but unfortunately no medical examination can confirm his saying for now. The last doctor Mister Mûrasi visited died in 1971, so there is little information available about his previous medical files.
Would you like to live that long?
HAPPY BIRTHDAY TO ACTOR ODUNLADE ADEKOLA AND FEMI ADEBAYO! [Photo]
INEC Redeploys 37 RECs, Says Jonathan, Buhari Can’t Be Substituted
President Goodluck Jonathan and Gen. Muhammadu Buhari can no
longer be replaced as flag bearers of Peoples Democratic Party and All
Progressives Congress (APC) respectively for the 2015 presidential
election.
Their fate as presidential candidates appears to have been sealed as today serves as the last day for presidential candidates to withdraw from the contest and for their parties to field a new candidate, according to the electoral guideline set by the Independent National Electoral Commission (INEC).
The same also applies to candidates in the National Assembly elections across the country.
However, the governorship and State Assembly aspirants have up till January 13, 2015 to withdraw and have their parties file in their replacements.
The presidential and National Assembly elections are billed to hold on February 14, 2015, while that of the governorship and State Assembly holds February 28.
According to the electoral guidelines by INEC, December 30, 2014 marks the last day “for withdrawal of candidates and replacement of withdrawn candidates by political parties.”
This provision is in accordance with Section 35 of the Electoral Act 2010 as amended, which provides for candidates to make up their minds on their candidature not later than 45 days before the election.
Besides Jonathan and Buhari, some other presidential candidates include Action Alliance, Tunde Anifowose-Kelani; Kowa Party, Prof Oluremi Sonaiya; United Progressives Party, Chief Chekwas Okorie; and National Conscience Party, Chief Martin Onovo.
Others are African Democratic Congress, Dr Ibrahim Nani; United Democratic Party, Godson Okoye; Alliance for Democracy, Rafiu Salau; Peoples Party of Nigeria, Kelvin Alagoa.
Allied Congress Party of Nigeria is fielding Alhaji Ganiyu Oseni; African Peoples Alliance, Alhaji Adebayo Ayeni; and Hope Democratic Party, Ambrose Owuru.
This comes as INEC deployed its resident electoral commissioners (RECs) in the 36 states and the Federal Capital Territory (FCT) ahead of the 2015 general polls.
In a letter dated 24th December, 2014 and signed by the secretary to the commission, Mrs Augusta C. Ogakwu, the RECs were directed to conclude all handing and taking over formalities by Wednesday, 31st December, 2014.
The same also applies to candidates in the National Assembly elections across the country.
However, the governorship and State Assembly aspirants have up till January 13, 2015 to withdraw and have their parties file in their replacements.
The presidential and National Assembly elections are billed to hold on February 14, 2015, while that of the governorship and State Assembly holds February 28.
According to the electoral guidelines by INEC, December 30, 2014 marks the last day “for withdrawal of candidates and replacement of withdrawn candidates by political parties.”
This provision is in accordance with Section 35 of the Electoral Act 2010 as amended, which provides for candidates to make up their minds on their candidature not later than 45 days before the election.
Besides Jonathan and Buhari, some other presidential candidates include Action Alliance, Tunde Anifowose-Kelani; Kowa Party, Prof Oluremi Sonaiya; United Progressives Party, Chief Chekwas Okorie; and National Conscience Party, Chief Martin Onovo.
Others are African Democratic Congress, Dr Ibrahim Nani; United Democratic Party, Godson Okoye; Alliance for Democracy, Rafiu Salau; Peoples Party of Nigeria, Kelvin Alagoa.
Allied Congress Party of Nigeria is fielding Alhaji Ganiyu Oseni; African Peoples Alliance, Alhaji Adebayo Ayeni; and Hope Democratic Party, Ambrose Owuru.
This comes as INEC deployed its resident electoral commissioners (RECs) in the 36 states and the Federal Capital Territory (FCT) ahead of the 2015 general polls.
In a letter dated 24th December, 2014 and signed by the secretary to the commission, Mrs Augusta C. Ogakwu, the RECs were directed to conclude all handing and taking over formalities by Wednesday, 31st December, 2014.
Their fate as presidential candidates appears to have been sealed as today serves as the last day for presidential candidates to withdraw from the contest and for their parties to field a new candidate, according to the electoral guideline set by the Independent National Electoral Commission (INEC).
The same also applies to candidates in the National Assembly elections across the country.
However, the governorship and State Assembly aspirants have up till January 13, 2015 to withdraw and have their parties file in their replacements.
The presidential and National Assembly elections are billed to hold on February 14, 2015, while that of the governorship and State Assembly holds February 28.
According to the electoral guidelines by INEC, December 30, 2014 marks the last day “for withdrawal of candidates and replacement of withdrawn candidates by political parties.”
This provision is in accordance with Section 35 of the Electoral Act 2010 as amended, which provides for candidates to make up their minds on their candidature not later than 45 days before the election.
Besides Jonathan and Buhari, some other presidential candidates include Action Alliance, Tunde Anifowose-Kelani; Kowa Party, Prof Oluremi Sonaiya; United Progressives Party, Chief Chekwas Okorie; and National Conscience Party, Chief Martin Onovo.
Others are African Democratic Congress, Dr Ibrahim Nani; United Democratic Party, Godson Okoye; Alliance for Democracy, Rafiu Salau; Peoples Party of Nigeria, Kelvin Alagoa.
Allied Congress Party of Nigeria is fielding Alhaji Ganiyu Oseni; African Peoples Alliance, Alhaji Adebayo Ayeni; and Hope Democratic Party, Ambrose Owuru.
This comes as INEC deployed its resident electoral commissioners (RECs) in the 36 states and the Federal Capital Territory (FCT) ahead of the 2015 general polls.
In a letter dated 24th December, 2014 and signed by the secretary to the commission, Mrs Augusta C. Ogakwu, the RECs were directed to conclude all handing and taking over formalities by Wednesday, 31st December, 2014.
The same also applies to candidates in the National Assembly elections across the country.
However, the governorship and State Assembly aspirants have up till January 13, 2015 to withdraw and have their parties file in their replacements.
The presidential and National Assembly elections are billed to hold on February 14, 2015, while that of the governorship and State Assembly holds February 28.
According to the electoral guidelines by INEC, December 30, 2014 marks the last day “for withdrawal of candidates and replacement of withdrawn candidates by political parties.”
This provision is in accordance with Section 35 of the Electoral Act 2010 as amended, which provides for candidates to make up their minds on their candidature not later than 45 days before the election.
Besides Jonathan and Buhari, some other presidential candidates include Action Alliance, Tunde Anifowose-Kelani; Kowa Party, Prof Oluremi Sonaiya; United Progressives Party, Chief Chekwas Okorie; and National Conscience Party, Chief Martin Onovo.
Others are African Democratic Congress, Dr Ibrahim Nani; United Democratic Party, Godson Okoye; Alliance for Democracy, Rafiu Salau; Peoples Party of Nigeria, Kelvin Alagoa.
Allied Congress Party of Nigeria is fielding Alhaji Ganiyu Oseni; African Peoples Alliance, Alhaji Adebayo Ayeni; and Hope Democratic Party, Ambrose Owuru.
This comes as INEC deployed its resident electoral commissioners (RECs) in the 36 states and the Federal Capital Territory (FCT) ahead of the 2015 general polls.
In a letter dated 24th December, 2014 and signed by the secretary to the commission, Mrs Augusta C. Ogakwu, the RECs were directed to conclude all handing and taking over formalities by Wednesday, 31st December, 2014.
Asiri tu o! The main reason why Jonathan travelled to UK
In
a move that seems to betray his fears ahead of the February 2015
general elections, President Goodluck Ebele Jonathan has quietly moved
his children to the United Kingdom.
Presidency sources said the action was based on security advice.
Militant elements from Jonathan’s Ijaw ethnic group have been threatening war if he loses the election. For the first time, Nigeria’s opposition has come together to forge a strong alliance through the All Progressives Congress (APC), whose presidential candidate, Muhammadu Buhari, is currently making waves across the country.
Jonathan’s Special Adviser (Media & Publicity) Reuben Abati had on Sunday issued a statement that his boss “left Abuja this afternoon for a brief private visit to the United Kingdom.”
“The President was accompanied on the trip by some of his principal staff and personal aides,” he said.
Both Abati and Jonathan’s Senior Special Assistant on Public Affairs Doying Okupe did not reply to enquiries by News Express on why their principal chose to move his children abroad. Before their relocation, Jonathan’s children were living with him and First Lady Patience Jonathan in the Presidential Villa while receiving an education at an elitist school in the Nigerian capital.

The daughter of Polo Nigeria Limited boss, Jennifer Obayuwana who also
happens to be a director at her father’s company loves luxury
wristwatches and she is not even hiding it. Jennifer who acquired a
Cartier Pasha Skeleton which has 320 diamonds and 1 Tsavorite in
November, got herself a Piaget Squelette Altiplano full pavé diamond set
for N7m as a Christmas present to self.
The timepiece which is valued at retail price of $45,000 (according to www.luxurybazaar.com), has a 40 mm black alligator strap with buckle in 18 carat white gold. A fully manual work skeletonised contemporary design radiating from the center of the small seconds at 10, and a sunburst guilloche handmade with its 60 rays illuminating the entire dial extend onto the flange.
- See more at:
http://fredrickaroro.com/blog/living_the_life_jennifer_obayuwana_acquires_piaget_watch_for_n7m/#sthash.GErNJSjh.dpuf

The daughter of Polo Nigeria Limited boss, Jennifer Obayuwana who also
happens to be a director at her father’s company loves luxury
wristwatches and she is not even hiding it. Jennifer who acquired a
Cartier Pasha Skeleton which has 320 diamonds and 1 Tsavorite in
November, got herself a Piaget Squelette Altiplano full pavé diamond set
for N7m as a Christmas present to self.
The timepiece which is valued at retail price of $45,000 (according to www.luxurybazaar.com), has a 40 mm black alligator strap with buckle in 18 carat white gold. A fully manual work skeletonised contemporary design radiating from the center of the small seconds at 10, and a sunburst guilloche handmade with its 60 rays illuminating the entire dial extend onto the flange.
- See more at:
http://fredrickaroro.com/blog/living_the_life_jennifer_obayuwana_acquires_piaget_watch_for_n7m/#sthash.GErNJSjh.dpuf
Militant elements from Jonathan’s Ijaw ethnic group have been threatening war if he loses the election. For the first time, Nigeria’s opposition has come together to forge a strong alliance through the All Progressives Congress (APC), whose presidential candidate, Muhammadu Buhari, is currently making waves across the country.
Jonathan’s Special Adviser (Media & Publicity) Reuben Abati had on Sunday issued a statement that his boss “left Abuja this afternoon for a brief private visit to the United Kingdom.”
“The President was accompanied on the trip by some of his principal staff and personal aides,” he said.
Both Abati and Jonathan’s Senior Special Assistant on Public Affairs Doying Okupe did not reply to enquiries by News Express on why their principal chose to move his children abroad. Before their relocation, Jonathan’s children were living with him and First Lady Patience Jonathan in the Presidential Villa while receiving an education at an elitist school in the Nigerian capital.


The timepiece which is valued at retail price of $45,000 (according to www.luxurybazaar.com), has a 40 mm black alligator strap with buckle in 18 carat white gold. A fully manual work skeletonised contemporary design radiating from the center of the small seconds at 10, and a sunburst guilloche handmade with its 60 rays illuminating the entire dial extend onto the flange.


The timepiece which is valued at retail price of $45,000 (according to www.luxurybazaar.com), has a 40 mm black alligator strap with buckle in 18 carat white gold. A fully manual work skeletonised contemporary design radiating from the center of the small seconds at 10, and a sunburst guilloche handmade with its 60 rays illuminating the entire dial extend onto the flange.
Genevieve Nnaji Grabs Chieftaincy Title in Imo State
Nollywood actress, Genevieve Nnaji is now a chief. The actress took to her instagram page to share the news with her fans.
“STOP#letmeReintroducemyself Chief G.N (MFR) #EzeAda of #AmuzuNweafor #AdaMbaise.”
Why i have infected over 300 men with HIV, Student confesses
A female student in Kenya has revealed that she has infected a total of 324 men with the Human Immunodeficiency Virus (HIV).
The HIV positive girl, who attends the Kabarak University in Nakuru, is said to have been infected by a man at a party.
The unidentified 19-year old is allegedly aiming to infect a total of 2000 men in revenge.

According to reports:
The girl allegedly contacted Kenyan Scandals on Facebook and claimed she had something to confess.
After she was assured her identity was going to be protected (the Kenyan Daily Post, however, published a picture from her Facebook profile along with the article) she wrote: “Sep 22nd 2013 is a day I”ll never forget, we went clubbing in town and got drunk with some senior students then went back hostels for party round 2″.
She then explained that when she woke up, the morning after, she realised a boy called Javan had had s3x with her while she was drunk.
The HIV positive girl, who attends the Kabarak University in Nakuru, is said to have been infected by a man at a party.
The unidentified 19-year old is allegedly aiming to infect a total of 2000 men in revenge.
According to reports:
The girl allegedly contacted Kenyan Scandals on Facebook and claimed she had something to confess.
After she was assured her identity was going to be protected (the Kenyan Daily Post, however, published a picture from her Facebook profile along with the article) she wrote: “Sep 22nd 2013 is a day I”ll never forget, we went clubbing in town and got drunk with some senior students then went back hostels for party round 2″.
She then explained that when she woke up, the morning after, she realised a boy called Javan had had s3x with her while she was drunk.
“I only asked if he used a condom and he said yes, however when taking bath I noticed sperms down there, I wanted to commit suicide, I feared getting pregnant and HIV.”When she discovered she was HIV positive, the girl confronted Javan who insisted he was clean.
“I was so depressed and took alcohol to die, I even bought poison, the pain was just unbearable how was I gone face the world, I let my parents down, I gave up on the world and just wanted to end my life. My future had been ruined, somehow someone had to pay,” the girl said.The girl then confessed she had already infected 324 men, 156 of which are students at the Kabarak University where she studies, the rest are married men, lecturers, lawyers, celebrities and politicians.
“I accepted my fate and promised to make all men I come across suffer, I know I’m attractive and men both married and unmarried chase me left right and centre.
“I buried the good girl in me and became the bad girl, my goal was to infect as many as possible,” she explained.
“Not a day passes without me having s3x, mostly 4 people per day,” she continued in her confession. “Your day is coming, you men destroyed my life and I will make you and your people pay for it”
Kenyan Police Woman Suspended For Dressing Too Hot And Having BIG Behind | See Photos
So, Kenyan police authorities reportedly
suspended this police woman because her behind is so massive that it
makes men commit crime so they can get arrested by her. Lol.
Is that a police officer with that thing behind her?Emr, I just can’t report much about this because these photos won’t let me. I mean, what sort of police officer is this s*xy? Hehehe.
I even hear that a senior police officer in Kenya got fired after she resisted advances from him which later became public.
Guys, would you allow her arrest you? Lol. See another photo after the cut. Thunder!!
Maheeda reveals she won’t date a man who is not good in bed
Tuesday, 30 December 2014
EVEALED! Live s3x shows and p0rn in Nairobi Matatus at night
Oh how do I miss the days of the late Michuki!
A recent video of a woman being fingered in a Matatu at night voluntarily or not brings to face something that is always happening in Nairobi Matatus at night. By the name Matatu I refer to any PSV vehicle.
The matatus complicit in this are those that especially ply the Eastleigh routes and the buses that ply Thika Road. Cases of theft are small compared to this and we will not discuss about that.
The Matatus in questions have been completely pimped with tinted windows great music system and feature LCD screens This Matatus at night gang up with some people especially Friday nights who pay the drivers and the touts a ‘little’ extra to be sort of hired.
They will then put some porn, loud porn and couples will seat and start watching. The touts will even plan with prostitutes who embark in the matatus just incase some guys forgot to come with a partner.
Ever heard of live sex shows? Or sex orgy? Well that is what happens.
Seen one and you will be surprised. At times as many as 10 people or more in the same Matatu. The driver will start moving, obviously with his clande at the seat to keep him busy….The others wil start with erotic music and the ladies (who i still tend to think are more prostitutes than girlfriends). This strip show then starts right there.
Depending with how long men can handle watching porn and strippers, the will then move on to the next step.
Unfortunately little can be done to stem this. I want to believe it was by luck (good or bad) that i got to see this in one Matatu this week.
Next time you are in town very late, be mindful of the matatu you take. We are yet to know how many routes engage in this and am sure most men will want to board one such ride. But hey be careful. CDs are scarce (unless you carry your own) and again, the women in the buses i believe are prostitutes. So you will have to pay a little extra to the drivers and touts, pay a little more than extra to the women and if you are new, you may as well go home empty.
A recent video of a woman being fingered in a Matatu at night voluntarily or not brings to face something that is always happening in Nairobi Matatus at night. By the name Matatu I refer to any PSV vehicle.
The matatus complicit in this are those that especially ply the Eastleigh routes and the buses that ply Thika Road. Cases of theft are small compared to this and we will not discuss about that.
The Matatus in questions have been completely pimped with tinted windows great music system and feature LCD screens This Matatus at night gang up with some people especially Friday nights who pay the drivers and the touts a ‘little’ extra to be sort of hired.
They will then put some porn, loud porn and couples will seat and start watching. The touts will even plan with prostitutes who embark in the matatus just incase some guys forgot to come with a partner.
Seen one and you will be surprised. At times as many as 10 people or more in the same Matatu. The driver will start moving, obviously with his clande at the seat to keep him busy….The others wil start with erotic music and the ladies (who i still tend to think are more prostitutes than girlfriends). This strip show then starts right there.
Depending with how long men can handle watching porn and strippers, the will then move on to the next step.
Unfortunately little can be done to stem this. I want to believe it was by luck (good or bad) that i got to see this in one Matatu this week.
Next time you are in town very late, be mindful of the matatu you take. We are yet to know how many routes engage in this and am sure most men will want to board one such ride. But hey be careful. CDs are scarce (unless you carry your own) and again, the women in the buses i believe are prostitutes. So you will have to pay a little extra to the drivers and touts, pay a little more than extra to the women and if you are new, you may as well go home empty.
You Really Need to See This Pictures of Serena Williams Assets
Serena Williams’ first annual Ultimate Run
charity event took place on Sunday, and I have to say if you’re an ass
guy, this was the place to be. The unstoppable tennis force tackled the
event in a fitted all-black Nike outfit that told the world she’s ready
to dominate once again in 2015.
As you can see from the photos below, Miss Williams flaunted her muscular legs and widely searched backside as she tore up this 5K:




In case you were wondering how Serena fared on the run, she was the 582nd person to finish the race with a time of 1:14:45.
Perhaps Williams will change her tune about her ass being too big to run the New York City Marathon?
As you can see from the photos below, Miss Williams flaunted her muscular legs and widely searched backside as she tore up this 5K:
In case you were wondering how Serena fared on the run, she was the 582nd person to finish the race with a time of 1:14:45.
Perhaps Williams will change her tune about her ass being too big to run the New York City Marathon?
Obasanjo, Buhari planning interim govt —FG
Obasanjo and Buhari
The Minister of Police Affairs,
Jelili Adesiyan, on Monday, said a plot by former President Olusegun
Obasanjo and the presidential candidate of the All Progressives
Congress, Maj. Gen. Muhammadu Buhari (retd.) to form an interim
government has been uncovered.
The minister said this in Lagos at the
launch of a book titled, ‘Watch the Watcher,’ written by an activist,
Yinka Odumakin, in reaction to Obasanjo’s controversial book, ‘My
Watch’.
Adesiyan said he had already directed the
Inspector General of Police, Suleiman Abba; and the Department of State
Service to arrest anybody that made inflammatory statements ahead of
the 2015 elections.
He
said, “Many of those in the APC are disgruntled PDP members who are no
longer relevant and because they could not have their way, they have
started to heat up the polity. They have said they will form a parallel
government if they lose.
“I have already told the IG and the DSS to arrest anybody making such mutinous and inflammatory statements.”
Adesiyan said his suspicion was fuelled
by a threat by the Rivers State Governor, Rotimi Amaechi, that the APC
would form a parallel government if the 2015 general elections were
rigged.
He added, “Obasanjo is already planning
to install an interim government with Buhari. But we will vote and we
will work with whoever wins the election.”
Adesiyan, who was detained in 2003 for
the murder of the Minister of Justice, Chief Bola Ige, said the former
President was vindictive and was fighting Jonathan because he (Jonathan)
had refused to be used by him.
The minister, who was later freed over
Ige’s murder, said Obasanjo picked Jonathan as the late President Umaru
Yar’Adua’s running mate because he felt he could control him but his
plans backfired.
The minister said, “He picked a President
that was sick and while we were campaigning for the President, he
(Yar’Adua) was always in Germany receiving treatment. While many were
lobbying for the VP slot, Obasanjo picked a gentleman, Goodluck
Jonathan, who had no strong political base so that he could control him.
“Unfortunately for Obasanjo, God had a
better plan and Jonathan refused to be used. Obasanjo, being the man
that he is, has now teamed up with Bola Tinubu and Atiku Abubakar to
snatch power but Tinubu will outsmart him because we Osun people are
smart. Ask Tinubu, he is my brother, from my state. He is from Iragbiji
while I am from Ode-Omu.”
The Director of Communications, Buhari
Campaign Organisations, Dele Alake, said it was silly for anyone to say
that Buhari was plotting the emergence of an interim government when
Buhari was also participating in the presidential election.
He said, “It must have dawned on
Nigerians that the PDP don’t have any answer to the multifarious
problems plaguing Nigeria and that is why they have resorted to
mudslinging and character assassination.
“If Buhari was planning an interim
government, why would he be running for President in the first place? I
think sanity has taken leave from them.
“Buhari remains the only viable solution
to the quagmire that Nigeria has fallen into and it will take a
disciplined person like Buhari to straighten things out.”
When contacted, a source close to
Obasanjo, who spoke on condition of anonymity, said it was only the
ex-president that could react to the allegation.
The source told our correspondent on the telephone, “It is only Baba that can react to the matter.”
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Buhari gets N44.5million campaign funding
The
Presidential Candidate of the All Progressives Congress (APC), General
Muhammadu Buhari (retired) says Nigerians have been contributing the sum
of 100 Naira each for his presidential campaign for the 2015 general
elections, insisting that he is not breaking any law as regards the
funding.
General Buhari told a press conference in Abuja on Tuesday that he had adopted the approach by US President Barack Obama, when he asked his supporters to contribute towards his campaign.
He said that the crowdfunding project had so far realised the sum of 44.5 million Naira through direct deposit and sale of donation cards
The APC flag bearer had told supporters while delivering a speech on the day of the presidential primary election that he had no money to lobby or gratify any one, asking for their support.
The funds so far raised, according to him, showed the kind of support that he had received from Nigerians.
The former military Head of State, General Buhari, will on February 14 vie for the presidential seat with the incumbent President and flag bearer of the Peoples Democratic Party, Goodluck Jonathan.
General Buhari told a press conference in Abuja on Tuesday that he had adopted the approach by US President Barack Obama, when he asked his supporters to contribute towards his campaign.
He said that the crowdfunding project had so far realised the sum of 44.5 million Naira through direct deposit and sale of donation cards
The APC flag bearer had told supporters while delivering a speech on the day of the presidential primary election that he had no money to lobby or gratify any one, asking for their support.
The funds so far raised, according to him, showed the kind of support that he had received from Nigerians.
The former military Head of State, General Buhari, will on February 14 vie for the presidential seat with the incumbent President and flag bearer of the Peoples Democratic Party, Goodluck Jonathan.
FUNNY BUT TRUE: 20 COMMANDMENTS LADIES SHOULD READ
What you are about to read will certainly make you
laugh or smile or might even crack your ribs depending on how strong
your ribs are. However, embedded in the laughter are words, I think, are
truth. Let me quickly step out of the way to allow you digest every
bit of the commandments. Where they make you laugh, laugh. Where they
knock on your head, allow the pain to penetrate very well. After all,
chloroquine is bitter yet it used in dealing with malaria. I’m out of
the way. The next voice you will hear is yours.
1. Thou shall not date any guy out of sympathy. It is not worth it. It has never worth the pain. Ladies beware!
2. Thou shall not do revenge relationship a.k.a let me show my boyfriend I can flirt too. Ladies, that is inflicting more injuries on yourself
3. Thou shall not depend on any man for your daily needs. It has brought more pains than joy to some ladies. Ladies, please!
4. Thou shall never fight over a man. Such men usually don’t have regard for ladies. Ladies, you can ask around if you are in doubt!
5. Thou shall not remain in a violent relationship. You are supposed to be his sweetheart not a punching bag. If he’s looking for whom to punch, refer him to Mike Tyson. Ladies, abi?
6. Thou shall not give IT to him. If he wants IT that desperately, he should put a ring on it. Funny enough, men can wait if they see you worth it. True!
7. Be bold when men toast you. Stop cutting flowers or drawing circles with your leg. Enjoy the ‘toasting’. Don’t forget to pay attention to the pick up lines. Some pick up lines can crack your ribs.
8. If you are not sure of your man especially if the relationship is still new, never take your girlfriend to his house or give her his number or BB pin. Odikwa very risky!
9. As soon as you can, let your man show his face to your people. Your sister or brother or mother. This is very key.
10. Material possessions are good but never let them be the number one factor in choosing a man.
11. Do not forget the golden rule. Always sit like a woman. Some men act like babies when a woman is not properly seated. You know what I mean!
12. Never think you can trap a man with good sex. Fou fou fou… foul! It is an aberration.
13. Be good to men but be firm. Yes firm but don’t scare them away.
14. Men are not in short supply. Don’t let them deceive you. Don’t believe anything in the contrary. Don’t be stampeded into a relationship.
15. If your purpose for financing a man is to keep him, that could be a big mistake. Finance for the right reasons.
16. Men are not the same. Don’t listen to “men are the same jare!” It’s a lie! How many men have you met out of about six billion people on earth? You see am nau, abi?
17. Adventures can be sweet. However, never embark on a long trip to meet a man without informing someone. Never!
18. Guys have a way of saying “don’t let anybody know about us yet.” If the relationship is up to three months and counting, somebody should know about it jor! Better things, they no dey hide am.
19. They say good girls love bad boys. And as a good girl, you are looking for a bad boy to love? OYO for you! Let bad girls love bad boys and good girls love good boys. Nobody should use your head to catch a bullet.
20. Enjoy being single. It does not last forever.
1. Thou shall not date any guy out of sympathy. It is not worth it. It has never worth the pain. Ladies beware!
2. Thou shall not do revenge relationship a.k.a let me show my boyfriend I can flirt too. Ladies, that is inflicting more injuries on yourself
3. Thou shall not depend on any man for your daily needs. It has brought more pains than joy to some ladies. Ladies, please!
4. Thou shall never fight over a man. Such men usually don’t have regard for ladies. Ladies, you can ask around if you are in doubt!
5. Thou shall not remain in a violent relationship. You are supposed to be his sweetheart not a punching bag. If he’s looking for whom to punch, refer him to Mike Tyson. Ladies, abi?
6. Thou shall not give IT to him. If he wants IT that desperately, he should put a ring on it. Funny enough, men can wait if they see you worth it. True!
7. Be bold when men toast you. Stop cutting flowers or drawing circles with your leg. Enjoy the ‘toasting’. Don’t forget to pay attention to the pick up lines. Some pick up lines can crack your ribs.
8. If you are not sure of your man especially if the relationship is still new, never take your girlfriend to his house or give her his number or BB pin. Odikwa very risky!
9. As soon as you can, let your man show his face to your people. Your sister or brother or mother. This is very key.
10. Material possessions are good but never let them be the number one factor in choosing a man.
11. Do not forget the golden rule. Always sit like a woman. Some men act like babies when a woman is not properly seated. You know what I mean!
12. Never think you can trap a man with good sex. Fou fou fou… foul! It is an aberration.
13. Be good to men but be firm. Yes firm but don’t scare them away.
14. Men are not in short supply. Don’t let them deceive you. Don’t believe anything in the contrary. Don’t be stampeded into a relationship.
15. If your purpose for financing a man is to keep him, that could be a big mistake. Finance for the right reasons.
16. Men are not the same. Don’t listen to “men are the same jare!” It’s a lie! How many men have you met out of about six billion people on earth? You see am nau, abi?
17. Adventures can be sweet. However, never embark on a long trip to meet a man without informing someone. Never!
18. Guys have a way of saying “don’t let anybody know about us yet.” If the relationship is up to three months and counting, somebody should know about it jor! Better things, they no dey hide am.
19. They say good girls love bad boys. And as a good girl, you are looking for a bad boy to love? OYO for you! Let bad girls love bad boys and good girls love good boys. Nobody should use your head to catch a bullet.
20. Enjoy being single. It does not last forever.
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SEE What Your favourite Celebrity Wish for on their Wish List For 2015!! [FIND OUT]

LEADERSHIPNG bring you the New Year wishes of some celebrities.
Waje
A peaceful end of the year and that the girls who went missing early this year would return to their parents. Christmas is for family.
Ice Prince
I wish for the restoration of peace, love and order in Nigeria and the world as a whole. Let’s make the world a better place!
Monalisa Chinda
My greatest wish for 2015 would be to positively affect many more lives than ever before, in all that I do. I look forward to seeing my talk-show – You and I with Monalisa – touching lives and making a difference in people’s lives across the continent. I also look forward to contributing all I can towards the emergence of the Nigeria of our dreams.
Yung L
I thank God for 2014 and I’m looking forward to a great 2015. For my country, I wish and pray that the new government to be elected will change Nigeria for the better.
For myself as an artiste, I wish and pray to rise to greater heights in this industry and in life. Mr Marley says so.
Endia
2014 was such an amazing year- career wise, considering the successful releases of songs and several award nominations, amongst other things.
So my wishes for 2015 are that I climb to greater heights as an artiste/entertainer and secondly, I wish for stability in my dear country Nigeria. That, as a people, we move forward together; and that the government would intervene in the insecurity issue. Thirdly, I sincerely wish that our Chibok girls are found and brought back. It’s like that!
Chizzy Alichi
I wish to attain greater heights in my acting career and have lots of investments.
Harrysong aka Mr Songz
My wish for 2015 is for the Nigerian music industry to be number 1 in the world. What I learnt from 2014 is to give more. Just give…give and give to be a blessing. God bless my fans; they’re the best in the world.#teambeta pikin..#teamkolombo #teamofeshe
Maryanne Dunji
My wish and hope is for Ne Plus Ultra Entertainment to be a household name from 2015, just as it’s breaking grounds in the entertainment business in Nigeria in 2014.
J-Martins
I wish for more blessings and protection and more money in the bank. I also pray for Nigeria and our leaders to do the right thing by making the forthcoming elections very free and fair. I also wish to appreciate all those who have worked with me in 2014 and promise them that the relationship will continue in 2015. I bless all those who have offended me in one way or the other and pray that we will grow in respect. God bless us all.
Sunday Bawa
I wish for a fifty-fifty stake in governance at all levels, shared between PDP and APC.
Essence
I wish for God’s continuous blessings in my life and also in the life of every one of my fans and Nigeria. 2014 was a reflective year for me. I hope to implement all I have learnt in 2015.
Sound Sultan
I’m full of expectation that 2015 will be a ground-breaking year for the music industry, which I’m passionate about. 2014 was a good year for me and the Naija Ninja crew as we took the brand a step higher. I look forward to a consolidation this year as we aim to become the biggest musical group in 2015.
For me, my music is going for more national and international glory, bigger shows and bigger tours. Politically, 2015 is strategic for Nigeria and my hope and prayer is that we get it right this time around and politicians as well as party candidates do not foment trouble and cause violence.
Oga Bello
My 2015 wish and expectation is that the right leader that has Nigeria’s interest at heart gets elected. Our politicians should embrace peace and have the interest of the masses at heart. When this is done, the country will move forward and we will all be better for it.
As an actor and movie maker, I want to do bigger films and have more returns. I expect that the movie industry booms and all the bickering among guild heads stops. Let us unite and move this industry forward. I expect greater and more fulfilling things in 2015.
Captain Ekehinde
My expectation for 2015 is progress; and there cannot be progress if there is no peace. The likes of Dangote will not find Nigeria conducive if there is no peace. So, peace for my country; and elections that would be free and fair. Then, as a family man, I expect divine lifting in 2015. I and my wife, Omotola Jalade-Ekeinde and the children will experience God’s favour in 2015 as we bring our desires to God. He says He will do much more than we ask or think according to His power. So, forward movement in 2015.
GT the Guitar Man
My plans and expectations for 2015 are not just for me alone, but for my fans and those that have stood by me. 2015 is promising because, I hope to drop more singles and hopefully drop my album.
I want to thank those who have stood buy GT the Guitarman. I’m coming on stronger. My expectation in 2015 is that we get it right as a nation; and that our politicians eschew violence as we are praying for smooth, free and fair elections. In all, I wish a good 2015 for all.
Taiwo Oladoye
Personally, the year 2014 has been a wonderful year on all sides. God has been faithful to me and my household, with the promise of a brighter and greater future.
Recounting my blessings, 2014 saw the release of four singles in all, namely: Mukulumuke, Ololufe, I Will Not Forget (produced by Tosin Paul) and very recently, Lovey Lovey (produced by Mix Master J).
Also, I got two music awards: MEGA 2014 Best Afro Pop Single and NGMA 2014 Best Female Vocalist.
Thirdly, there was lots of love and support from my friends, family, fans, the media, my colleagues etc. To God be all the glory! 2015 by God’s grace, will see the release of my double album-my sophomore album and a worship album. I’ll also be working on more videos, and my first international tour. I trust God for the grace to surpass my expectations in all areas, more blessings to all my friends, fans, family, and loved ones, as well as a peaceful election period in Nigeria, amen.
Enny Okosun
My plans for 2015 are to shoot more videos, collaborate with some artistes all over the world, start an NGO to reach out to the less privileged. Also, my wish is to make a positive change, especially in Nigeria and the entire Africa!
Waconzy
For Nigeria, I wish that 2015 will bring about peaceful elections and that we will defeat terrorism. For myself, I wish that the American mainstream music industry will welcome and accept my brand.
For my fans, I wish them long life and prosperity. For the media men and women, I pray that they work less and make more money. Also thanking them for a great 2014.
Don’t miss out on a blessing just because it is not packaged the way you expect it.
If you want to get something done, go get it done! Don’t doubt yourself.
The journey of a thousand miles begins with the first step.
Don’t compare-be unique. Don’t fight your misfortune-transform it. Don’t avoid failure-use it. Don’t dwell on mistakes-learn from them. Don’t back down-stand proud. God has destined great things for every one of us, so don’t be afraid of 2015.
I wish you success and Gods unending grace as we enter the new year. #ChopOgbono
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Shocking VIDEO: Young Secondary School Girl wearing uniform Caught with A Guy Inside her Classroom
All this kids do now a days is fashion, fashion and more fashion. They barely even go to schools, they are always on ecommerce sites like jumia and konga. Too bad, 80% of African Parents have completely failed in bringing up their kids in the right way… the rate of immorality is rapidly growing and in few years time God might have no other option rather than to destroy the world like Sodom and Gomorrah…This Kids Have no shame, i pity for the girl the most if she can indulge in this devilishly act in secondary school only God knows what she will then do when she gets into the University? Well see for yourself…
The Recapture Of Mubi Town From Boko Haram
Among the specimens were remain of dead bodies that have decomposed with some mere skeletons, there are also burnt or destroyed vehicles,motorcycles, burnt homes including blown up structures, churches and other valuable items. Movement to see the destruction first hand started from Yola to Hong
for a briefing by Commanding Officer of the rank of Brigadier General expressed the hope that what eventually comes out from the media could help the people to go back to their homes.After the address, the movement began through Hon – Pella – Maiha with scenes of dead cows used as shifts by the insurgents who use every trick they can muster.
Along the route the longest bridge just before maiha the local government headquarters the insurgents blew it up.This is a setback for government in its efforts at providing infrastructural and economic development to the people.One could see some vehicles and houses having the insurgents insignia of Allahu Akbar (God is great).
Damages caused to structures and vehicles along these routes especially churches and mosques was unquantifiable.From there, entering Mubi was somewhat scary in the near absence of movement of people, you could see people trekking from one place to the other with livid fear on their faces when they saw our approach and were only relieved when soldiers waved pleasantly at them.Entering Mubi one could see that there were activities at the army barracks while the roads where dry of any vehicular movements except that of the security personnel.
The mood inside the barracks was that of joy especially as they celebrate the joy of having dealt serious blows on the intransigent Haram boys who might have been dreaming of el dorado with the make belief that they can subdue our able bodied young men who are very eager to make their nation proud.Inside some of the soldiers mind one might say is the thinking, “we are ready to take on the world because we fear and will fear no one”.Discoveries revealed that about 75% of the Haram fighters are Chadians and Nigerians while the remaining fraction are Nigerians.Most of those interviewed in the Mubi market swore that the Chadian President is behind the crisis and except the Nigerian government reacts toughly, the country will be in for it.A provision seller, Abdullahi, who said, he just started to open within the past few days said the insurgents speak Arabic and are violent.Asked why he believes the insurgents prefer to kill Nigerians, he said it could be because Nigerians have lackadaisical attitude to life and are extravagant.
“These same people in the past had wanted to overthrow President Derby who came to power as a result of rebellion can only mean Derby will be ready to help them do anything since he wants to keep them off his shoulders even if it is for a while”, he insist.Asked if life will be the same for him again and he was quick to say never, cause so much lessons are being learnt from what is happening.A visit to the Mubi General Hospital was like visiting a grave yard becauseas only a few stray goats were seen roaming from abandoned offices and wards and or lizards.
But before then, all the banks in Mubi were browned off by the insurgents except for the mainstream Bank situated around the Emirs Palace.At the Emir’s Palace itself, the Haram insurgents desecrated the palace to an extend that it will take millions to rehabilitate.
However, the sight of dead bodies litering the vicinity oozing bad odour could cause an epidemic such as cholera as a patent medicine dealer alerted.He pleaded with the government to as a matter of urgency act fast before it is too late.At Mararaba where a ferocious fight took place, we saw soldiers cooking food by themselves and what a sight to behold as they sweat stirring the food in a mighty and gigantic pot.Moving from the petrol station by the side of a big mosque tampered with by bullets, we reached the point where a suicide bomber blew himself in the middle of the road not just causing a very deep crater but the resultant effect was the crumbling of a very mighty EYN church, hospital, Schools and trees that got burnt.
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But before I drop my biro, I felt so disenchanted with the Arabic journalists from Al-Jazeera (both Sudanese) who were asking the SEMA Secretary if what they saw was not an infringement of human rights by our forces and thank God the secretary only replied “is it human right for the insurgents to attack and infringed on the rights of innocent Nigerians?.The Al-Jazeera reporters came to Yola and bumped into the movement to the devastated local governments.
I thinks the nation should watch the activities of these foreign media who have always misinformed, un-educated people about the true position of things.
Finally, cherio Nigerian soldiers this is because it was thought you could not do it but you have proven everyone wrong by your devastation on the enemies of this country.After the recapture of Mubi North, Mubi South, Maiha, Hong and Gombi,it is just a matter of time Michika and Madagali will follow suit.
OMG! Watch a TV presenter twerking for fine boy John Dumelo
OMG! You just have to watch this TV presenter twerking for Nollywood
actor John Dumelo. These girls won’t kill us with this their twerking.
Buhari Refuse to Submit Academic Qualifications to INEC
Unlike his Peoples Democratic Party, PDP, counterpart, President Goodluck Jonathan, whose academic certificates were conspicuously displayed by the commission upon presentation, Buhari’s credentials were visibly without trace at the commission’s office at Area 10, Abuja.
The former Head of State, explained in an affidavit he deposed, which he submitted to the commission that all his academic credentials were with the Secretary, Military Board.
The affidavit deposed at the Federal Capital Territory, FCT, High Court, Abuja and dated November 24,2014, was stamped and received at INEC headquarters on December 18, 2014.
In the affidavit, Buhari said: “All my academic qualifications (documents) as filled in my presidential form, President APC/001/2015, are currently with the Secretary Military Boards as at the time of this affidavit.”
He added: “The affidavit is made in good faith and for record purpose.”